Spam of the day

Todays post is inspired by some of the funniest spam I have ever received. Check this out:

Topic: "If you think your penis looks like a sponge,"
Body excerpts:
"With our Viagra Soft Tabs you can crack nuts with your penis."
"With our new Viagra Soft Tabs you will be able to open a bottle of beer with your penis."

Topic: "If you think your penis is good only for visiting the bathroom, Maxaman guarantees that you can use it for more pleasant purposes."
Body excerpts:
"You st1l] want your ne1ghbor’s wife but you think y0u are t0o old for this. Maxaman will make you think the opposite."
"You think you are not powerful enough to screw an expensive experienced hore. Maxaman will make HER pay for sex with you."

Topic: "With our Super Viagra you can use your penis as a drill."
Body excerpts:
"Fortunately, you just cured prost@te cancer and now you are having troubles with your erections."

Topic: "Are you tired of staring at Playboy trying to cause erection?"
Body excerpts:
"With our Generik Viagra you can screw a horse."

Who writes this crap?